One day

One day Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendstar will come together and be called www.FookYouMyFriend.com.

who I am

I'm a slut because I wear short shorts.

I'm fake because I'm always smiling.

I'm a bitch because I don't deal with your bullshit.

I'm a liar because I don't tell you everything.

I'm self centered because I am happy with who I am.

I'm disrespectful because I forget to use manners sometimes.

I'm rude because I don't bow down to you.

I'm a whore because I like being around boys.

I'm annoying because I'd rather be around people than be alone.

I'm a loser because I don't fit in with your friends.

I'm weird because I don't dress the way you do.

I'm naive because I'm younger than you.

I'm ugly because I don't look like a barbie.

Don't try to tell me who I am. Because I already know.

HaveYouEverNoticed

Have You Ever Noticed that the word/term "bed" - actually looks like a bed? You noticed it now
 
Have You Ever Noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
 
Have You Ever Noticed when you're hiding something, you always have to pee?
 
Have You Ever Noticed how facebook, twitter, myspace, orkut and skype are all Blue!!!
 

  

mistake

You can't fix your mistake - Once people are dead, you can't make them undead.

lost your smile

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

real loss

You'll never know about real loss because it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself.

Charlie (The Santa Clause)

Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean is doesn't exist.

Napoleon Hill

"Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success."

waiting

I'm single because I'm waiting for the right time in the right place with a right person.

Guy's Truth

I don't fight with you cause I'm mad, I'm fighting with you because you can't see that I'm fighting for you. 

smiles

Everybody smiles ''cause of money, or a fancy car. ''
Me? I just smile ''cause of one thing,you''

depressed

Whenever I'm depressed, I like to cut myself......... another slice of cake...

Marriage is when a man & woman become as one

Marriage is when a man & woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

without smile

If you see someone without smile, give them yours.

make a woman cry

Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Got a problem with me? 
Solve it. 

Think i’m trippin?  
Tie my shoes. 

Can’t stand me?  
Sit back down. 

Can’t face me?  
Turn around.

greater things in life

Some of the greater things in life are unseen.

That's why you close your eyes when 

 you kiss, 

cry or

dream.

World's thinnest book

World's thinnest book published is titled 

"WHAT A WOMAN WANTS" 

It has only one page with only one word,

"EVERYTHING"

How your girl is

 

If she's amazing, she wont be easy. 

If she's easy, she won't be amazing. 

If she's worth it, you won't give up. 

If you give up, you're not worthy.

Do not

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it day after tomorrow. so enjoy life, be lazy and think crazy.

kiss my a**

If you got something to say, say it to my face, not behind my back. If you are talking behind my back, you're in good position to kiss my a**.

make others happy

Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.

Girls are like roads

Girls are like roads, more the curves, 

more the dangerous they are.

How to kill a Woman?

'Gift her a beautiful dress, nice jewellery, costly cosmetics. 
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.'

"Mom, who's God?"

 "God is not male, not female, not black, not white & loves kids"
"oh, Micheal Jackson!"

huh?

Boy & girl, sitting in tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First came love, then came marriage.Then black ops came out & all else was forgotten..

successful

Behind every successful man there is a women, but behind every unsuccessful women, there is a man.

Unknown

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up

Life is

Life is what happens to you, while you're busy making other plans.

Trouble with Compliments

"You look pretty today!" "

...Was I ugly yesterday!?"

the only kind of fire

"Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance."

Life is waking up

Life is waking up every morning & going to bed every night. What happens in between is up to you.

Before you

Before you pray - believe

Before you criticise - wait

Before you speak - listen

Before you spend - earn

Before you tweet - think

Before you quit - try

Before you die - live

Conrad Dave

Love who loves you, because they feed you love. Love who hates you, because they need your love

your elders

Listen to your elders ADVICE. 

Not because they are always RIGHT but because they have more experiences of being WRONG

two kind of People

There are two kind of People in this World

(1) Those: Who Remember NAMES. 
(2) Those: Whose NAMES are Remembered.

Two

We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other one was given to us for someone to find.

Life = XXX.

Life = XXX. 

Yesterday = Xperience,

Today = Xperiment, 

Tomorrow = Xpectations. 

So use your Xperience in your Xperiment to achieve your Xpectations.

Recession is

Recession is when WINE and WOMAN gets 

replaced by WATER and WIFE.

you better think twice

I'm sugar & spice & everything nice, 

before you mess with me ....

you better think twice ;)

Letters to juliet

I'm sorry, I didn't know love had an expiration date.

someone that feel sad knowing

no matter what happened, there's always someone that feel sad knowing that you're happy.

25 Simple Ways To Earn Trust

25 Simple Ways To Earn Trust

1. Be polite
2. Dress neatly
3. Smile
4. Shake hands firmly
5. Hug if appropriate
6. Illustrate your knowledge
7. Make eye contact
8. Speak clearly
9. Share ideas, content and praise
10. Be positive
11. Ask how they are doing
12. Know when to shut up
13. Use a clear and distinctive avatar
14. Talk about everything but you most of the time
15. Be confident your product or service is valuable
16. Make it easy for people to buy, but also to return
17. Say “please” “thank you” and “excuse me”
18. Admit when you're wrong
19. Don't gloat when you're right
20. Hold the door or elevator for someone else
21. Pay attention to those talking to you
22. Don't gossip
23. Be open minded
24. Respect their right to not answer or agree
25. Do all of that consistently 

source: http://www.socialmediatoday.com/SMC/202413