Time

Time goes by a lot slower when I miss someone I love!

I love watching the sunset. It excites me that sunshine is coming and there's hope for tomorrow.

pot

If someone throws a stone at you. 

Throw a flower at him, but make sure the flower is still in the pot!

hints

Girls drop guys so many hints, and they never understand.

things

Sometimes your heart knows things your mind can't explain.

Women = Police

Women = Police. They can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession.

7 signs

7 signs for a perfect guy: Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Devoted, Instinctive, Caring, Knowledgeable. In short, BIG DICK!


~byDIT

It's frustrating

It's frustrating when you know exactly what something means but not how to explain it 

Your flys unzipped....how to help someone in need

Here are some ways to tell people their fly is unzipped:

*The cucumber has left the salad.
*I can see the gun of Navarone.
*Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
*You've got Windows on your laptop.
*Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
*Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
*Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
*You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
*Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
*Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
*Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
*Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
*Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
*The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
*Dr. Kimble has escaped!
*You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
*Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
*You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. <== Winner :D
*I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?