Your flys unzipped....how to help someone in need

Here are some ways to tell people their fly is unzipped:

*The cucumber has left the salad.
*I can see the gun of Navarone.
*Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
*You've got Windows on your laptop.
*Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
*Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
*Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
*You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
*Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
*Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
*Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
*Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
*Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
*The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
*Dr. Kimble has escaped!
*You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
*Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
*You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. <== Winner :D
*I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?