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Friday, December 30, 2011

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a No-bell prize

When you can't find something to wear..

Math jokes

Did you say something?

JustBecause

Mom: Honey, I'm going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad ok?

Me: Ok, mom


5 minutes later…
Me: ……….. Where’s my mom?

2011------2012

He was not my boyfriend.

He was not my boyfriend. On the other hand, he wasn’t just a friend either. Instead, our relationship was elastic, stretching between those two extremes depending on who else was around, how much either of us had to drink, and other varying factors. This was exactly what I wanted, as commitments had never really been my thing. And it wasn’t like it was hard, either. The only trick was never giving more than you were willing to lose.

When the teacher asks us to make a line quietly:

Expectation:


Reality:




Source: spittingblood

— Buddha

“An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.”

The Little Things

It’s the little things in life
I pay most attention to
Sometimes the smallest insult
Can hurt the most
A little white lie
Can ruin everything

It’s the little things in life
I cherish most
One flower stands out
In a garden of hundreds
Two kids pointing at the night sky
Not sure what they’re thinking
But they too
Appreciate the little things

It’s the little things in life
You do for me that I love
A quick touch of your hand
As we walk past one another
A little but tight hug
Holding me up when I want to fall

One thing I adore most
The way you look at me
A little turn of the head
While I stare into your eyes
You look into my heart

i don't want to and I want to note

i love you

Every once in a while people step up

“Every once in a while people step up, they rise above themselves. Sometimes they surprise you, and sometimes they fall short. Life is funny sometimes, it can push pretty hard, but if you look close enough you find hope in the words of children, in the bars of a song and in the eyes of someone you love. And if you’re lucky, and if you’re the luckiest person on this entire planet, the person you love decides to love you back.”
— One Tree Hill

is my responsibility

    

Nsync - If I'm Not The One

Lyrics

I know you want me
I made it obvious that I want you too
So put it on me
Let's remove the space between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that you move
So give it to me
'Cause I already know
What you wanna do

Wanda Sykes - Waxed

LMAO love it!

Time for some gaming :)

Even the best

Two Awesome Dancing Kids

so talented and beautiful =)