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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe theprocess so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?

why do we park our cars
in the driveway, and drive our cars, on the parkway ?

and last but not least, why does sour cream have an expiration date ?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybeeven a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

We always believe

We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.

Everything to Lose

Everything to Lose

by =KiiraaArt

Alone in this world.
I pull up the blanket around my shoulders and shiver once more.
It's cold. Being alone is cold.
But thinking to myself some of this coldness
might have something to do with the fact that the heat is broken..

You were the girl who had it all.
You smiled at all the right times.
You laughed at all the right jokes.
You loved all the right people.
You were there for all the right moments.
You had all the right things.
And most of all.
You had him.

Things always seemed perfect.
Your family was laughing at the dinner table every night.
Your friends texted you hour with or without daylight.
You had the best conversations.
You woke up everyone morning to a message from him.
You felt so loved.

You had everything.
And you lost it all..

You lost your friends.
You pushed them away.
You lost your family.
You lost their trust.
You lost your school.
You threw it out the window.
You lost him.
You let him go.

She had everything.
Which meant, she had everything to lose...