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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

i wonder why

i wonder why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT."

"the titanic"

[I just change the name of my ipod to "the titanic" so whenever i plug it in to my computer it says "the titanic is syncing".]

teen & mom

Mom: YOUR GROUNDED. 
Teen: Psh. Fine I dont care. 
Mom: Give me your phone then. 
Teen: OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU!

judge someone

When you judge someone else, it doesn't define who they are... it defines who YOU are.

"No I'm Skydiving"

3 am phone call.."hey are you asleep??" ...."No I'm Skydiving"

time changes xD

1800-Where you live? will write you a letter 


1900-What is your phone number? I will call you 


2000-What is your email? I will message you


2010-Do you have Facebook?

'WTF'



Boy's dad joined facebook. Boy's status, 'WTF'. Boy's dad asks, what iS WTF?' Kid replies, 'Welcome To Facebook'

looks down at their crotch and smiles.

Dear students
I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. 
Sincerely, teacher.

Yea!

Can anyone form a sentence using green,pink,n yellow? Yea! I heard the phone ring,GREEN GREEN. i PINK up the phone n said YELLOW who there? [lmao^___^]

the only thing better than you ;)

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