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Friday, July 8, 2011

Don't you dare

You’re fat.

You’re ugly.

You have terrible taste in music.

That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend.

awake now

Encounters With My Crush

When he walks in the room
In my mind I’m like:

In reality:

When I try to get his attention
In my mind:

In reality:

When he starts talking to me
In my mind:

In reality:

If he says anything remotely funny
In my mind:

In reality:

sadly 100% true


When it’s getting really late, but you’re talking to the person that you like/love talking to and, you don’t want to leave.
and your eyes are all like:

and your parents ask

When you’re smiling at your phone or computer, and your parents ask who you’re talking to.

That awkward moment

That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.


I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.

then i remember it’s me we’re talking about.

There are people out there that can…

Do this:

And there is me:

msg to a friend

just say it buddy, if you really mean it.

I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.

In public I’m just like:

But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:

And then I realize:

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epic pwnd xD

wtf is wrong with you?

when your dvd player says ‘no disc’ when there is clearly a disc in there

I hate doing presentations

Right before you get up your like:

then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:

Then the audience is staring at you like:

and your insides are like:

and then come the smart alec kids that ask questions:

at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:

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You're so cute

wait too long for the perfect moment

tick tack toe

Who says

I love your


who you

You can't

judge a book by


Jack & Rose

suddenly you're

Daddy longlegs

Love is...