You’re ugly.
You have terrible taste in music.
Friday, July 8, 2011
Encounters With My Crush
When he walks in the room
In my mind I’m like:
In reality:
When I try to get his attention
In my mind:
In reality:
When he starts talking to me
In my mind:
In reality:
If he says anything remotely funny
In my mind:
In reality:
In my mind I’m like:
In reality:
When I try to get his attention
In my mind:
In reality:
When he starts talking to me
In my mind:
In reality:
If he says anything remotely funny
In my mind:
In reality:
shh~
When it’s getting really late, but you’re talking to the person that you like/love talking to and, you don’t want to leave.
and your eyes are all like:
and your eyes are all like:
and your parents ask
When you’re smiling at your phone or computer, and your parents ask who you’re talking to.
That awkward moment
That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
In public I’m just like:
But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:
And then I realize:
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But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:
And then I realize:
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I hate doing presentations
Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart alec kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
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then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart alec kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
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