Three fastest ways of communication:

Three fastest ways of communication:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a Woman

More faster: Tell her NOT to tell anyone.

Sloppy handwriting by doctors

Sloppy handwriting by doctors are responsible for over 7,000 deaths every year.

Fact

While engaged in conversation with an old friend, you are more likely to realize how much your life has actually changed.

I've

I've lived.
I've loved.
I've lost.
I've missed.
I've hurt.
I've trusted.
I've made mistakes...

but most of all, I've learned.

There are some people in life

There are some people in life that just makes you laugh a little louder, smile a little bigger and live a little bit better.

Hard Working Indians / Bank Robbery - Gabriel Iglesias (from Aloha Fluffy)

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive

not close anymore

We're not that close anymore, 

but I'll be there if you need me.

Google and Antivirus

I need Google in my brain 

and 

anti virus in heart.

Blue - I Can

I Can!

JbDubs - I Hate My Job (Official Music Video)

Comment with most thumbs up: "Every gay man, straight man, lesbian woman, and straight woman in the world just got turned on."