“What I strongly dislike about being a girl:

• Periods
• Period cramps
• Sore tits
• Mood swings
• Picking out outfits for the day
• Styling hair after showering
• Having a hard time running cause of your tits
• Making sure you don’t get pregnant
• Carrying the baby
• Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
• Make sure you don’t get raped
• Having pedophiles hit on you
• Oh, and fancying the f**k out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.