Guys are like…

• Guys are like…. coke, nice when they’re fizzy but a bit boring when they go flat!

Guys are like….. rollercoasters, the up and downs are fun but its horrid when its over!

• Guys are like…..Beanie babies. They’re cheap,their heads are full of stuffing,and the really cute ones are hard to find.

Guys are like..Slinkies. Aren’t really good for much but you can’t help but laugh when you see one fall down the stairs.

• Guys are like..Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Guys are like..Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

• Guys are like..Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Guys are like..Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.

• Guys are like..Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Guys are like..Curling irons. They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

• Guys are like..Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Guys are like..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

• Guys are like..Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Guys are like..Place mats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.

• Guys are like..Used cars. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.

Guys are like..Crystal. Some look real good, but you can still see right through them.