This has got to be one of the best lines of the entire movie

Journalists

A female celebrities’ life - at least how journalists create it!

I wasn't born with

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.       

You're young.

You're young. So shut up and enjoy life.

I'm not kissing you.

a worthless piece of sh!t

When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my hardest to not make rude sarcastic comments.

i just want you that's is.

Ravenclaw

The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first.

Megara - the cynical one

is wasted

Oxygen is wasted on people like you

Except the direction...

Anything you want, Muffin.

i'm sarcastic

Dobby never meant to kill...

Homo Sapiens Sapiens

How's that going?

What an idiot.

"WHATEVER!"

When a girl says

"WHATEVER!"

She really means 

I hope you get shot,

fall of a bridge, get

raped by a shark,

and then get eaten by it. 

=P