I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

HAHAHAHAHHHAHA

I’m not sure which one is the real friend

best rainbow related post ever

gags

DW

This has got to be one of the best lines of the entire movie

dear miss america you’re my favorite person in the world right now

Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date

"Did you just catch that?"

When arriving at the gates of hell

Don't piss me off!

I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

*Year 2050*

Son: “Dad how did you meet mom?” 
Dad: “Aaah my son… It all started with a Follow back on Twitter”.

Three fastest ways of communication:

Three fastest ways of communication:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a Woman

More faster: Tell her NOT to tell anyone.

2012/1836

2012: Cool story,bro 
1836: Interesting tale,my fine companion.

I have a bike! xP

Listen to me...

Human: listen to me.
Cat: no, listen to me.

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

Legolas and Gimli moments

Could you tell me what's going on?

a woman on her period and a terrorist

The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist.

I am guilty for all the good things I haven't done