— J.K. Rowling

“What’s most important in a friendship? 

Tolerance and loyalty.”

Question: What are your biggest fears ?

What is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?

Chandler Bing, you smooth son of a bit*h.

— -Beauty and the Beast

“Cat: How do you always find me?

Vincent: I never stop looking.”

You know what my problem is?

Getting Kicked in the Balls vs. Menstruation

Anonymous asked: 

honestly why do girls make such a big deal about their periods? It's just a bit of blood for a few days and then it's over. That's nothing compared to being kicked in the balls 

- a confused male.

Getting Kicked in the Balls

vs.

Menstruation 

Duration

Getting Kicked in the Balls	Menstruation
Pain from testicular injury typically lasts an hour (from kidshealth.org)	Shedding of the uterine lining lasts from 3 to 5 days, but some periods lasts up to 7 days (from womanhealth.gov)

Frequency

Getting Kicked in the Balls	Menstruation
No statistical information could be found, but occurs occasionally during active sports or roughhousing.	On average, occurs five days per month, beginning at age twelve and lasting until menopause at about age fifty (from National Center for Biotechnology Information) 38 years (of menstruation) x 12 (months per year) = 456 periods in a lifetime

Symptoms and Affected Areas

Getting Kicked in the Balls	Menstruation
Soreness in testicles	Premenstrual signs are "mood swings, tender breast, food craving, fatigue, irritability and depression" (from Mayo Clinic) During menstruation, lower abdominal, back pain, fever, fatigue and bleeding from your vagina.

Management

Getting Kicked in the Balls	Menstruation
Lie down Apply ice to the testicles hour (from kidshealth.org)	Regulate cycle with birth control pills Use tampons, pads or menstrual cup to absorb bleeding Take Ibuprofen or other medication to manage fever and cramps. Apply heating pad to abdomen or lower back.

Prevention

Getting Kicked in the Balls	Menstruation
Wear protective athletic cup to prevent testicular injury during sports. Do not act in an inappropriate/offensive manner that would cause another party to harm external genitalia.	No preventable - occurs in "sexually reproductive age females" who are not pregnant.

Get yo ass up and do it!

Life and Death - explained.

What is pain?

Happy Saturday

What do you get when you eat beans and onions? 

"Tear Gas" ;)

Can you tell which is which?

Are you still mad at me?

If love was a question would you tell me the answer if you knew?

                            If love                                              was a
                     question would you                          tell me the answer
                if you knew? If love were,                what would you do  and is
            there a limit to what you would      go through to accrue, construe
          the answer to love if it was asked  to you.  When love’s in a question
        “Do you love me, yes or no?” or “What helps love inside of you grow?”
       within yourself an answer is usually stowed  if you throw  down the walls
      hiding what you know. Love as a question with no obvious suggestion for
      an expression with an answer open to the disretion of the one asking and
      the one tasked with masking their thoughts does not have  answer of the
      sort questions usually sport.  Answers  will be open to retort as it will be
       unique to whoever gave the report. . “Love?” A playful shove to show I
         treat the one I love above boundaries imposed on me. “Love?” like a
           a warm, well fitting glove, more fiiting of peace that any dove, a big
             insulating fabric for my soul.  As many as there are asked  love
               as a query will be as many answers received, seldom dreary.
                   Love is the solution to so many riddles that fiddle inside
                       so many minds but love as a question is an enigma
                           with an answer that only one at a time can find.
                                If love was a question and you held, had
                                     possession of the impression of an
                                         answer, would you still let me
                                             know and would our love
                                                 still grow if I did not
                                                     agree with what
                                                          you were
                                                            able to
                                                             show
                                                                 ? 

Do you know the most surprising thing about heartache?

Do you know the most surprising thing about heartache? It doesn’t actually kill you. Like a bullet to the heart, or a head-on car wreck, it should. When someone you’ve promised to cherish forever says, “I never loved you,” it should kill you instantly. You shouldn’t have to wake up day after day after that, trying to understand how in the world you didn’t know.

When a friend does something wrong, don't forget all the things they did right.

We, people, tend to look more closely on a someone’s mistakes rather than their good deeds. We are imperfect, but sure enough, we have done something good in the course of our lives - we have made people happy, we gave our best, we helped someone, and so on. Let us remember that we’re alive to do our best, improve our personalities, and learn from our mistakes. Mistakes are there to help use become better persons, and experiences help us to correct our mistakes.

What could be nicer than seeing your loved on smile at you so sweetly for no reason?

Someone asked God:

Someone asked God: 

What is difference between God, Allah, Ishwar & WaheGuru? 

God replied:

the same as in Mom, Ammi, Maa & Bebe.

Do you know what is hard

Do you know what 

is hard about being 

STRONG?

Nobody might care 
to ask if you are 
HURT.

Why COMPLICATE Life?