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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Boys aren’t Jerks by Unknown

Girl: Slow down, I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl: *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe

The Next Day In The News
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

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