WHEN I AM FLIRTING BACK WITH A CUTE GUY

My life is full of awesomeness

When I wake up on my birthday:

What I expect my parents have planned:


What they actually do:

Trying to fight someone

Expectations:


Reality:

On nights like these I just want to cuddle up in my bed with a special someone...

Expectation:


Reality:

Trying to walk sexy

expectation:


reality:

Checking out your progress after a hard workout at the gym:

Expectations:

Reality:

When you hear a bump in the night:

Expectations


Reality

When you're trying to study for finals

Expectations:


Reality:

When you tell your crush that you like them:

expectations


but this is their face in reality

When the teacher asks us to make a line quietly:

Expectation:


Reality:




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With your sibling...

Expectation:

Reality:

When someone makes you laugh while drinking.

Expectations:


Reality:

When you're trying to study for finals

Expectations:


Reality:

Oh it's the weekend, yes! Finally, time to catch up on sleep!

Expectations:


Reality:

Booty popping to a song....

Expectation:


REALITY: