Uterus: Why are you not pregnant?
Uterus: F**k you, gonna make you bleed out of your vagina and give you PAIN.
Uterus: The f**k is this embryo?
Uterus: Why is it making me so big?
Uterus: I DO NOT LIKE THIS HUMAN
Uterus: HOW DARE YOU DEFY MY RIGHT TO BLEED EVERY MONTH?
Uterus: Here, I give you labor. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO DEFY ME YOU SILLY HUMAN
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