When your mom asks you to clean.

How she thinks you would clean:


But in reality you clean like:

I'd rather hear

I'd rather hear a guy say, "I made plans for us" instead of the usual, "I dunno, it's whatever you wanna do."

whenever it's right

wherever you are, whenever it's right, you'll

come out of nowhere, and into my life.

is the uncertainty

When I'm late and I'm looking for something:

the beauty of shopping

When someone tells me to get a life,

I’m like…

but then I’d have two…?

why we can't be friends?

How about I tear your life apart and break your heart into a million pieces, then I'll ask you why we can't be friends?

PG films

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I watch PG films without Parental Guidance

When people think your celebrity crush is ugly

“YOU’RE UGLY”

Math Exam.

Before the exam:


During the exam:




After the exam:

When you finally pass a test in a subject you suck at

The moment when you're replying someone's text and you're smiling all the way :D

Christopher Morley

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.

When school starts again.

• F'd up sleeping schedule.
• Ugly handwriting forever.
• Waking up so freaking early.
• Forgot there’s homework/projects due.
• Seeing the bitches you hate.
• Stupid teachers who gives you too much work.
• Homework all day, everyday.
• Same shit, different day.