the Guy and God

Guy: God, how long is a million years to u? 
God: A min 
Guy: How much is a million dollars to u?
God: A penny.
Guy: Can I have a penny? 
God: In a min.

He who knows

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him. He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him. He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him